Thursday, January 27, 2011


Wiggle Man was very, very excited about the snow we got yesterday.

Very. Excited.

And he was very, very sad that I wouldn't let him play in it yesterday. (Someone had a double ear infection. And it wasn't me.)

I let him out today, being the kind prison warden that I am. We made snow angels, and this snowman.

Who was promptly knocked over minutes after this picture was taken by Wiggle The Destructo.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have hot chocolate to attend to.


Saturday, January 8, 2011


Because I should not be the only one to enjoy my son's isms, I share them with you. You're welcome, world.

"I not go to college today, Mom." (Oh, ok.)

"No plolemo!" (His attempt at no trilingual child.)

"That's kindy diffwent." (My hair, apparently.)

"Let's hit the road!"

"I have bees in my ears." (Before we discovered he actually had a double ear infection. Sigh.)

"My hiccups are red and spawkwee wif hot dogs on dem!" (I don't have a clue.)

"We having a pawty for BALENTIME'S DAY! Pink cookies wif spwinkles!"


Monday, January 3, 2011


"I'm STO hungry." (I don't know why he puts a 't' in there.)

"I don't WANNA be big. I wanna stay just like dis." (Me too, baby. Me, too.)

"Let's go check in the covered!" (Covered=cupboard. Usually comes after "I'm STO hungry!")

"I love you so much, Mom." (It's not funny, but I do love to hear that one.)

Wiggle Man, pointing to my sweatshirt: "Mom, what does dis say?"
Me: "It says, 'Lake George, NY'. It's a place Mommy and Daddy visited before you were born. I think you'd like it there."
WM: "Do they have cake there?"

"Ta-NA!" (He usually shouts this to announce his presence when he runs into the room naked.)

Man, I love this kid.